[Slip18]

Do you think we have a naughty person in here? Are the Viking Kittens coming in? Where is gwmoore when you need him?

[gwmoore]

Good evening , all, I apologize for the dilatory appearance of the duty VK and my accompanying commentary, but unfortunately, mrsgwmoore had to take me to the ER of a prominent local hospital for treatment of a severe migraine headache, which I thought were under control since I have been on Topamax 100mg 2x/day. They have worked fairly well since January, but today, I was really debilitated, with all the usual symptoms, aura, flashing lights, nausea, the demon with the sledgehammer behind my right eye, etc.... Isabel (mrsgwmoore, was kind enough to take time off and transport me to the ER where the medics plugged an IV into my carcass, shot a large quantity of Dilaudid into the tubing, shot mass quantities of Vistaril (sp?) into my butt. kept me under observation several hours, and when they determined I was sufficiently "stuned" they allowed me to float out of the hospital about 12" off the floor (I am still not feeling any pain LOL)..... I guess this is the price of leading an exciting life, with mucho head trauma, and as the neuro MD says "gw, you gotta retire from football, and you aren't gonna play the violin again..... ok I can deal with that, but the FAA took my medical away, so no more up up and away as a comm'l pilot (and aeronautical engineer) for gwmoore.......well, I had a good run while it lasted ;-)

OK. enough whining like a DU lamebrain... it's time to bring out the duty VK, and admonish the evildoers of the class, however late. Today;s duty VK is KoKo the All-American feline, and here she is saluting Old Glory before setting out to administer chastisement to the miscreants of the WTFD class. Herewith, today's featured feline, of the famous moorefelines, outstanding VK's all/

Now, the WTFD. recently, someone had the courage to post an actual thread from DU in toto here on FR. The thread had to do with our new Pope, Benedict XVI, strong stand against homosexuality and the ongoing threat of the press for legality of same-sex unions... The thread over at Dummies Unlimited had a very interesting evolutionary spiral, in that we (FR) wound up being roundly lambasted as a "Terrorist Organization, equal to Al Queda". which, given DU's proclivity for supporting of things leftist and revolutionary, seemed rather odd, as they seem to love terrorists over there, but I guess that when FR is mentioned, any exercise of the Thaumaturgical art in support of their (unknown) agenda is considered fair game by the pointy headed denizens who frequent that cesspool.... I was glad that someone had the courage to post the thread here, ad I wouldn't have gone there otherwise, I definitely wouldn't want my IP to show up on their access log. oh the horror!!!!!!\\

At any rate, I do believe that since I was so late in responding to Slippy's request for VK intervention, I had best call in backup.... this backup is the off duty VK "KitKat the fluffer" known to demand soft pouch food at any time of the night by applying one claw to gwmoore's nose while asleep.... upon opening one's eyes, one sees a HUGE, innocent black and white face, which usually emits a plaintive "MEOW" guaranteed to melt the hearts of even the strongest resister.... there is no resistance, you will be assimilated, and a pouch will be opened.... Herewith, KitKat the fluffer"

Hope you enjoy the VK's, even if they are somewhat late arriving on the scene:-)

Greg