You mean not everything on the Internet is legit? Next you're going to tell me that I don't stand to receive a large sum of cash from someone in Nigeria.
Well, I'll show you! I'll show you all!
THE NIGERIAN EMAILS ARE LEGIT OUR COURIER WILL BE BY WITH A FAKE MONEY ORDER MADE OUT FOR 700 $ US MORE THAN IT SHOULD BE TO BUY YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE WIDGET. PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE READY IN SMALL, NON-SEQUENTIALLY NUMBERED BILLS. ALSO THE COURIER IS TO BE TIPPED WITH SEXUAL FAVORS.