Buy a laser tattoo removal parlor. It's gonna be a growth industry.
Dude, that was my idea!!
Yes, can you imagine how gross all those wrinkled tatoos will look in about 40 years?
ROFL.
I think you're on to something there. Better yet, if you could devise an easier, more painless process than laser removal you'd make your fortune. Of course there's always that old standby, the belt sander!