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They want their lifestyle choice endorsed by society. They want it taught in schools as normal and healthy.

Sex education would go from biological changes of puberty and procreation to sexual mechanics of positions, orifices, and proper hygiene for cleaning sex toys (including blood off whips). Think I'm joking?

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"Think I'm joking?"

Unfortunately, I know that you're not. But I'm sure that there are a lot of parents out there who'd have a conniption if they were told THAT is precisely what public school students are actually being taught, among other things, in their Sexual Education classes. It's just couched in disarming, "academic" language.