[beef]

I can do it for $2.00 and you don't even have to send a SASE. I'll just channel you clear conscience. We save trees that way.

[blackdog]

The US Postal Service has done a study and found that chaneling thoughts creates wavelengths of electrical impulses which generate heat, and are thus under Kyoto protocols, demanding that we stop thinking and send all correspondence regarding thought via first class mail.

To save us all you know..........