"My towel has a special picante sauce and chips flavor."
Sounds delicious. You should try it with a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
If you don't have any of that Old Janx Spirit (or have adverse reactions to Benzene in large concentrations, you can try the Terran version. To explain, the original recipe is:
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Douglas Adams actually made the following version:
Strong white rum, kept in the freezer.
Cheap, fizzy, cider (or 7-UP)
Cubes of strong gin, previously made in the freezer ice tray.
Some form of mint liqueur for flavour, aroma and colour.
Lemon oil - not too much. (or several lemon twists)
A dash of green Tabasco.
A sprinkle of cinnamon.
An olive, to serve.
I have had one; it is quite good.
Verry clever! How far "west" in Texas are you?
What kind of freezer exactly? My freezer does not make my Bombay Gin solid...even after weeks. All that alcohol you know.
Where did you get that receipe? What are the parts for that?