New wave of cosmetic surgery: Vaginal rejuvenation

Columbia News Service ^ | 4-20-2005 | Vivek Kemp

[FormerACLUmember]

Actually, manufacturing faux hymens has been big business for many decades for non-virgins pretending to be virgins on their honeymoon. Even in this day of mega-promiscuity.

This has to be an incredible seduction for long suffering OB-GYNs: No more endless on-calls, no more John Edwards phony malpractice suits for CP birth defects, malpractice insurance drops from $250,000 to $30,000, net income goes from $150,000 per year to ten times that figure.

[kingattax]

No, wait until Jerry Springer does a show about this

you mean he hasn't already ?

[Rennes Templar]

Lots of men report sagging hand muscles.

[brewcrew]

I don't know...if they could somehow figure out how to make tires out of that stuff....

[beethovenfan]

Tiiiiiight!!

[July 4th]

Is this why senior citizens always rush home to watch "Matlock"?

[the invisib1e hand]

i'm rapidly getting over western women.

[kidd]

LOL!

[ASA Vet]

Replacing her every five years with a younger model would be cheaper than surgery.

[k2blader]

This is just gross.

[Uncledave]

"It's the most amazing thing I've ever done," said Henderson, 34, about her surgery. "I really do just feel more feminine."

Wow, she wore out her equipment by the age of 34. Now that's something that makes one wonder.

[6SJ7]

....I'll be here all week, try the veal.

LOL! "Hello? Is this microphone on?"

[ravingnutter]

You can view the ad as seen in the SA Express News here

[ecurbh]

I wonder if Mr. Mrs. Garrison is going to try this next.

[mikegi]

I imagine the plastic surgeons doing this are happy they did not become proctologists........

Don't think that SF proctologists aren't doing something similar... yeech...

[exile]

Since Kerry's such a big P----y, do the doctors refer to his Botox injections as Vaginal Rejuvenation?

[ItsOurTimeNow]

Our culture is entirely too fixated on genitalia - this is self-idolatry, nothing more. Disgusting, selfish, and perverted.

[NormB]

Well, as a man I think this is just great news.
Every woman I have ever "known" has had this same
problem of "too much" down there. If you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.

Thank heaven that this condition can now be reversed!

[freebilly]

Lots of men report sagging hand muscles

Carpal Penile Syndrome...?

[freepatriot32]

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