New wave of cosmetic surgery: Vaginal rejuvenation

Columbia News Service ^ | 4-20-2005 | Vivek Kemp

[Fam4Bush]

I'm sexist??? Look at your posts today!!!!!

(one eyebrow raised...)

[tet68]

Now Ms. Henderson's has meaning.

Or,

How Ms.H got her groove retreaded.

[Crawdad]

I thought that's what Polygrip was for.

[cubreporter]

Speaking about the physical development of the young teens, Matlock said, "These are mature young ladies. If they weren't I wouldn't do it."




14 year olds are mature young women?

As for the ADULT woman...she is about as mature as the 14 year old. When will these women ever realize they can have implants, outplants, tucks, suction, botox, injections, outjections or whatever in the hell else they can come up with but...THEY ARE STILL GETTING OLD like everyone else. They will look worse however, becuase the older woman will look natural while all thise others who get the "fix" to look young and feel good will begin to look like sagging old hags.

This is absolutely mind boggling. What price vanity.

[TN4Liberty]

I heard Dick Morris state that Hillary Clinton was going to get this procedure done

Funny, I heard just the opposite.

[kingattax]

that would make more sense

[El Conservador]

Hey, they sewed Joey Buttafucos chitwood back on didn't they? I guess anything is possible......

That would be John Bobbit, who had his Oscar Mayer wiener whacked by his jealous wife, Lorena.

Nothing happened to Joey Buttafuoco. It was his wife who got shot by Amy Fisher, and ended up looking like the female version of Jean Chretien.

[Apercu]

This reminds me of a recent salary increase request:

The Penis, hereby requests a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
The Penis

Reply:
Dear Mr. Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after a brief work period.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering, and exiting, the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

[missyme]

Yowser! What a Beauty..
Kennianne is the winner of the FREE REPUBLIC BEAUTY PAGEANT.....

[kingattax]

LOL

[Fintan]

 

This is the best I could do without getting into some serious trouble...

[Dont Mention the War]

Both Henderson and Nelly said men are easy to please in general, and that vaginal rejuvenation is truly for the enjoyment of women. "Let's be honest," Henderson said, "guys aren't really picky; they could care less. It was really more for me."

Probability of Henderson and Nelly ending up divorced and alone: 100%. But hey, at least they won't have to supersize their dildos.

[cyborg]

Wow I could have saved her so much money with an alum crystal vaginal insert. Does wonders for tightening things up after birth. Otherwise, plastic surgery on one's nearest and dearest is a sad lowpoint in society.

[delln]

How odd, mud flap removal, go figure.

[Centurion2000]

Replacing her every five years with a younger model would be cheaper than surgery.

20,000 dollars ? You haven't priced out the cost of the divorce and the cost of the next wedding .... this is a bargain for a new cooter.

[Pharmboy]

Chiquita's b*stard son?

[kingattax]

LOL.

[Atlas Sneezed]

That would make quite a tagline!

Honestly, I fail to see how (as the article implies and many posters appear to agree) one makes the correlation between the external size of the labia minora, and the internal muscle tone or "size" perceived by a male partner.

Incidentally, there appears to be a much cheaper way of achieving the same result:
http://tinyurl.com/cdn88 (Patent on exercise device)

[Xenalyte]

In case you aren't already here (and many of you are) . . . Salacious Ping List ping!

[randog]

The recognized grandfather of the industry in the United States is Dr. David Matlock, an obstetrician-gynecologist in Los Angeles.

I'll bet he's up to his elbows in work...;^)