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To: westofspringfield

All freepers are required to strangle a wild bull with their bare hands before registering?

Did you strangle a bull? Did you send documenting video footage to one of the moderators?

If not, that explains why you were banned.


20 posted on 04/25/2005 7:53:28 AM PDT by explodingspleen (http://mish-mash.info/)
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To: explodingspleen
All freepers are required to strangle a wild bull with their bare hands before registering? Did you strangle a bull?

Naw, but he DID choke a chicken - but fortunately for the mods, he didn't videotape it.

30 posted on 04/25/2005 7:54:33 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: explodingspleen

I wrestled Janet Reno to the ground, which is how I got the FreeRepublic Platinum Account(tm).


53 posted on 04/25/2005 8:09:21 AM PDT by Serb5150 (Christlich leben selig sterben ist das beste das wir erben.)
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To: explodingspleen

Yes. All Freepers are required to strangle bulls with their bare hands before posting. Here are two that didn't make it.

127 posted on 04/25/2005 12:58:59 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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To: explodingspleen
as i understand it the DUmmies are too busy choking a chicken to strangle a bull.
144 posted on 04/25/2005 4:21:51 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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