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SMITH'S WARDROBE MALFUNCTION AT COUNTRY SHOW [Anna Nicole Smith]
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 4/22/5 | Daily Dish

Posted on 04/22/2005 4:30:50 PM PDT by SmithL

Busty model Anna Nicole Smith left onlookers open-mouthed at Nashville, Tenn.'s Grand Ole Opry when she flashed her breasts and underpants at the audience.

The reality TV star was busy showing off her dance skills at the famous country music haunt on Saturday when she opted to break away from her partner and launch into an improvised solo routine.

Crowdmembers looked on in disbelief as the Texan unleashed a series of eye-catching moves.

One witness tells gossip Web site the Scoop, "She was on stage dancing with some cloggers when she broke loose from her partner and did her own thing.

"She was shimmying around, shaking her breasts, and lifted up her skirt in a sort of square-dance-can-can move and gave the audience a view of her panties.

"And then she did some sort of crazy dance where turned around and stuck her butt out at the audience and lifted her skirt. At one point, her boob popped out."

Last month, the buxom beauty stunned Australia when she bared her breasts at the MTV Video Music Awards in Sydney.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: annanicolesmith; countrymusic; mentalillness; tramp; wardrobemalfunction; whitetrash
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Anna Nicole Smith is back at it again, this time flashing her underwear -- and a breast -- to an audience at the Grand Ole Opry.

1 posted on 04/22/2005 4:30:51 PM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

At least it would take their eyes off her face, and they might not throw up.


2 posted on 04/22/2005 4:31:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Marriage is for breeders ... just like paragraphs!)
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To: SmithL

Obvious candidate for a brain implant.


3 posted on 04/22/2005 4:32:24 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Tax-chick

Well it is in her professional heritage. Being naked in front of crowds that is --- :-) Probably just hungry for the "old days" when she was picking up five dollar bills and beer bottles with her hands behind her back...

She does pretty well, considering her frontal lobotomy...(that is a brain removal procedure, BTW, and has nothing to do with silicones).... :-)

Yes, back in her "natural" environment...(chuckle)


4 posted on 04/22/2005 4:37:36 PM PDT by EagleUSA (Q)
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To: EagleUSA

No self-respect at all.


5 posted on 04/22/2005 4:39:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Marriage is for breeders ... just like paragraphs!)
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To: Tax-chick

Do you remember her pathetic, "Do you like my body" line? I actually feel a tad sorry for her.


6 posted on 04/22/2005 4:42:06 PM PDT by Chong (America is Too Great for Small Dreams. Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Tax-chick; teenyelliott

Pissant lives!!


7 posted on 04/22/2005 4:42:46 PM PDT by stylin_geek (Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
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To: Chong

So do I. I also feel sorry for country music fans (Australian or otherwise) who are subjected to this.


8 posted on 04/22/2005 4:42:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Marriage is for breeders ... just like paragraphs!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yup!


9 posted on 04/22/2005 4:43:39 PM PDT by Chong (America is Too Great for Small Dreams. Ronald Reagan.)
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To: stylin_geek

LOL - I heard he was taking a vacation, as it were.


10 posted on 04/22/2005 4:44:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Marriage is for breeders ... just like paragraphs!)
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To: SmithL

Anna and Jacko have about the same I.Q.!


11 posted on 04/22/2005 4:46:03 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: SmithL

http://www.benandbrian.com/audio/benandbrian/annanicolesmith.asx


12 posted on 04/22/2005 4:46:25 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: SmithL
click at own risk
13 posted on 04/22/2005 4:49:56 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

I'll wait til later, thank you.


14 posted on 04/22/2005 4:51:27 PM PDT by SmithL (Proud Submariner)
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To: Tax-chick

Yep, but someone is taking one for the team, and carrying the torch.

Nothing like a fellow freeper stepping up to the plate, so to speak.


15 posted on 04/22/2005 5:02:35 PM PDT by stylin_geek (Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Girls just wanna have fu-un.


16 posted on 04/22/2005 5:27:25 PM PDT by Enterprise (Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
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To: stylin_geek

Chortle.


17 posted on 04/22/2005 5:32:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Marriage is for breeders ... just like paragraphs!)
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To: SmithL
If I was drunk AND she had a sack on her head.
{just like home}
18 posted on 04/22/2005 5:35:08 PM PDT by labette
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To: SmithL

Well you can take the girl out of the trash, but not the trash out of the girl.


19 posted on 04/22/2005 5:56:50 PM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: cyborg

She is trash that's for sure


20 posted on 04/24/2005 1:14:05 PM PDT by Robbins
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