Alabama Brother, Sister Arrested for Incest

AOL news ^ | 4/22/05

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks. I write parodies too ; ) But I am working on a blues album based mostly on News stories.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1382334/posts?page=60#60 Closet Guy Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1382709/posts?page=21#21 Steel Fell on me Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383654/posts?page=10#10 Head Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383304/posts?page=623#623 Last Night Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383700/posts?page=52#52 Dead Frog Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1383999/posts?page=52#52 Naked Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1384343/posts?page=40#40 Blog Pimp Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1384490/posts?page=36#36 Yard Gnome Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1306051/posts?page=20786#20786 Again Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1385927/posts?page=90#90 Deadly Asteroid Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1388633/posts?page=98#98 Plankton Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1388907/posts?page=72#72 WFTD Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1388930/posts?page=123#123 Sister Blues

[Conspiracy Guy]

; )

[secret garden]

It's time to compile those songs and sell them on K-Tel during late night TV!

[Mamie2010]

the deputies saw the two men in Texas too, but the Independent Supreme Court overturned their conviction because of "privacy" issues and international law ...

maybe Justice Kennedy will do research on the internet to determine whether or not incest is acceptable under foreign law!

p.s. I'm from Alabama and I'm 'astounded' too

[Gaetano]

What did the Unabomber have in common with a girl from Alabama ?

They both got fingered by their brother.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Page on to 123

[Radioactive]

This story has it all. * Rednecs * A trailer * Rednecks drinking * Redneck siblings knocking boots * Redneck siblings knocking boots even after an officer tells them to stop * A cancer diagnosis This is, quite possibly, the greatest story of all time.

Calling Jerry Springer.......

[Conspiracy Guy]

Yep

[MudSlide]

This is the defense for the brother/sister act.

"Incest laws were written to keep people from have defective offspring"

Therefore it is only incest if they produce defective offspring.

If she does not get pregnant then they will not produce defective offspring therefore it cannot be incest - only a private sexual matter as we learned form Bubba Bill Clinton.

[astounded]

"Only thing missing is a train whistle."

We need a "pickup truck", "rain", and "prison" in here, too. We have "drunk" and "momma" already...

[Conspiracy Guy]

They really work best posted with the story. Some would stand alone. They are fun to write. I sing them to Laura Earl.



http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1382334/posts?page=60#60 Closet Guy Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1382709/posts?page=21#21 Steel Fell on me Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383654/posts?page=10#10 Head Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383304/posts?page=623#623 Last Night Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383700/posts?page=52#52 Dead Frog Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1383999/posts?page=52#52 Naked Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1384343/posts?page=40#40 Blog Pimp Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1384490/posts?page=36#36 Yard Gnome Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1306051/posts?page=20786#20786 Again Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1385927/posts?page=90#90 Deadly Asteroid Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1388633/posts?page=98#98 Plankton Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1388907/posts?page=72#72 WFTD Blues

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1388930/posts?page=123#123 Sister Blues

[halfright]

Wonder if this will make
http://www.rotten.com

Some sick folks in this world

[astounded]

"In Trafford this is called "A Family Affair". Where are Buffy and Jody?"

Buffy and Jody are in the pantry with Mr. French...

[secret garden]

Does she do the guitar riffs after each verse? ;)

[LizardQueen]

::: cue "Dueling Banjos" music :::

LQ

[reagan_fanatic]

Redneck bottle opener...

[Conspiracy Guy]

She needs to but she plays trombone.

[Richard Kimball]

Well, here comes the next Supreme Court decision creating another right.

[Mamie2010]

I think there was a case in Alabama where the father married the daughter ... they were put in jail too

all I can say is it ain't in the water

[meatloaf]

Finally something to knock Michael Jackson out of the news ... not!