[jtminton]

I know of one, but it calls for a fresh live lobster. How can I get one of those?

[End Times Sentinel]

I know of one, but it calls for a fresh live lobster. How can I get one of those?

You know, I can't help but to think, if in World War II, when somebody died, if they sent Lobster-grams instead, people would've been a whole lot happier.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)