"Sorry to hear that. Hope you decked someone?"
Matter of fact I did and a WWII vet saw my 101st ABN patch and came out of the bar and grabbed me and took my away before I got into any more trouble. Seems he was a Screaming Eagle in the big war and he fed me, got me drunk, and put me on my flight back to Philly. One very pleasant memory!
That's a great story. Thanks.