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To: churchillbuff
Here, I'll go ahead and fill in all the posts so others won't have to...

The DaVinci Code SUCKS!! It's terrible, poorly-written trash! It made my eyeballs bleed to read it!! My wife read it and got sterile!!!!! A man came and took away all my beer for reading it!! I can't overemphasize how BAD THIS BOOK IS!! IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT READING THIS BOOK I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHOW UP AT YOUR HOME AND SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE UNTIL YOU AGREE TO DO PENACE AND RENOUNCE NOT ONLY THE BOOK BUT THE AUTHOR, PUBLISHER, PUBLICIST, PROOFREADER, AND THE COMPANIES THAT MADE THE PAPER AND INK USED TO WRITE IT!!!

5 posted on 04/20/2005 1:16:51 PM PDT by TheBigB (Proudly annoying stupid people since 1970!)
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To: TheBigB

Roger Ebert put it well... "The Da Vinci Code is a book to read only to come to the conclusion that life is too short to read books like the Da Vinci Code"


7 posted on 04/20/2005 1:17:54 PM PDT by Borges
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To: TheBigB

Or as Office Barbrady from South Park would put it:

"Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read Da Vinci Code. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of s**t, I am never reading again."


11 posted on 04/20/2005 1:20:48 PM PDT by dfwgator (Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
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To: TheBigB
The DaVinci Code SUCKS!!... IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT READING THIS BOOK...

Sounds enticing but I still ain't interested.

22 posted on 04/20/2005 1:24:31 PM PDT by Theophilus (Save Little Democrats, Stop Abortion)
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To: TheBigB; churchillbuff

As I understand it, not actually having read the book, the concept is at least interesting. Historical mystery tied into existing legend; adds verisimilitude (hence so many getting sucked into believing it is real). The central figure, Jesus, is the most significant historical figure in the world, so people are always fascinated by him (one way or the other), and the story being believable enough to at least think to yourself "gee, what if...", makes it a winner. I may watch it, if the script is decent. Quite apart from the totally fallacious "facts", it makes for good storytelling.


23 posted on 04/20/2005 1:24:31 PM PDT by Little Pig (Is it time for "Cowboys and Muslims" yet?)
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To: TheBigB
Can you give me a brief synopsis so I don't feel compelled to read it?
31 posted on 04/20/2005 1:27:11 PM PDT by CaptainK
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To: TheBigB
The DaVinci Code SUCKS!! It's terrible, poorly-written trash!

Dan Brown's, and possibly all of literature's, utterly worst novel of all time is Digital Fortress.

Remember that giant space robot vacuum cleaner from the movie Spaceballs? That's how much it sucked.

49 posted on 04/20/2005 1:47:08 PM PDT by Alouette (If I owned Hell and I owned Brooklyn, I'd live in Hell and rent out Brooklyn.)
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