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How to Display the Body Language of an Alpha Male
sosuave.com ^
| 12/04
| John ALexander
Posted on 04/20/2005 9:55:39 AM PDT by pissant
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better yet, you can buy a video of pissant and learn!
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:55:54 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:56:39 AM PDT
by
dakine
To: dakine
Where should I send the video...
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:57:41 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Fishing is a man's sport!)
To: pissant
So why is pissant cruising websites called "sosuave"? No "Queer Eye" reruns on? ;)
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:57:54 AM PDT
by
Darkwolf
(Jean Shepherd audio: http://www.flicklives.com/Mass_Back/mass_back.htm)
To: Darkwolf
Doing my part to help you betas
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:59:17 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Fishing is a man's sport!)
To: pissant
6. When dinning out with your lady, observe her plate. If she has not consumed all of her food, ask gently "You gonna' eat that?" and then burp.
(Sarcasm, I think)
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:01:19 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(Bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
To: pissant
Imagine you're walking through a swimming pool when you're movingNo wonder I had a crush on Patrick Duffy!!
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:03:23 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: pissant
6) Win the lottery.
7) Have plastic surgery
8) Assume Brad Pitt's identity
9) Kill him and hide the body
And Voila! You're a studmuffin!
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:05:06 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(I considered getting highlights; but my smugness is easier to maintain.)
To: pissant
My dog, who is an alpha-male, just bares his teeth and drools a lot.
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:05:09 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: pissant
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I pretty much stand around scratching my crotch, making adjustments and people leave me alone. |
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:11:53 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.)
To: Mr. Jazzy
not sarcasm. That's an important element
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:12:57 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Fishing is a man's sport!)
To: conservlib
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:13:34 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
Patrick Duffy? You might as well have had a crush on Erik Estrada
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:13:50 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Fishing is a man's sport!)
To: LongElegantLegs
substitute pissant for Brad in your scenario, and it may work...
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:14:33 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Fishing is a man's sport!)
To: colorcountry
I musta been a dog in my former life...
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:15:20 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Fishing is a man's sport!)
To: pissant
Control....you must learn control!
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:15:30 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
("The Minuteman Project: doing the job our government doesn't want to do")
To: NRA1995
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:18:05 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Fishing is a man's sport!)
To: pissant
If not Pitt or Clooney there is always....
GULP! Algore!
To: conservlib
Look around and imagine that you can have any of these bitches if you just gave a signal.From your remark, I'd say you have as much respect for women as Snoop doggy dog!
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posted on
04/20/2005 10:26:10 AM PDT
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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