Posted on 04/18/2005 5:44:23 AM PDT by NRA1995
A husband who assaulted his wife after she bought the wrong brand of baked beans was ordered to pay £500 compensation yesterday. David White, 42, flew into a rage after noticing that his wife, Sharon, had bought HP beans when he wanted Heinz. Mrs White had intended to buy Heinz beans but the shop only had HP, which she knew White would be annoyed about. White threw the beans at her at their home in Rhydyfelin, near Pontypridd, but they missed.
He continued to shout abuse that evening and kicked Mrs White in the thigh, the court was told, telling her: "I'm going to kill you". White grabbed her face and punched her shoulder, before a neighbour arrived at the door. Police were called and White was arrested.
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So was it a methane quality thing?
Sheesh...
This is great. TBH most baked beans taste the same, They are all good.
Teresa Heinz would be proud.
Proof once again that Heinz is bad for society.
I'm dissapointed there's not some more posts on this topic.
Something along the lines of stinging one's beaner.
Or a bean eating moose.
Or that beans ate hugh and series.
Or taking a shower of beans.
Something...
Hey, the dog told me the secret recipe!!! I just can't remember it.
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