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1 posted on 04/17/2005 5:04:56 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

But he has sinned and lied. Not the pope for me.


2 posted on 04/17/2005 5:06:03 PM PDT by Andy from Beaverton (I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
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To: doug from upland
And he dodged questions about illegal steroid abuse...
3 posted on 04/17/2005 5:06:40 PM PDT by ConservativeMind
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To: doug from upland

How about another great Polish Cardinal, Stan the Man Musial!

His age should work in his favor.


4 posted on 04/17/2005 5:07:46 PM PDT by Museum Twenty (Proudly supporting President George W. Bush - Proudly shouting "Rumsfeld '08!")
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To: doug from upland

Pope McRoid I.....


5 posted on 04/17/2005 5:07:54 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Heteronormative and PROUD!!)
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To: doug from upland
I was tinkin of dis guy:
8 posted on 04/17/2005 5:13:53 PM PDT by stylin19a (Always remember - don't ever forget - "2 wrongs don't make a right, it's 3 lefts that make a right.")
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To: doug from upland

I'm kinda thinking it could be Pope Sammy.


10 posted on 04/17/2005 5:20:33 PM PDT by Thebaddog (Dawgs off the coffee table.)
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To: doug from upland

LOL! Any adult male Catholic can be elected Pope ...


11 posted on 04/17/2005 5:40:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (The Casserole with the Beans Again blues ...)
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To: doug from upland
Perhaps the 117 voting Cardinals

Only 115 are voting.

Even though he was a fan of Pope John Paul II, McGwire is ineligible since he's been married, twice.


12 posted on 04/17/2005 5:55:35 PM PDT by A.A. Cunningham
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To: doug from upland

So what ever happened to Father Guido Sarducci??


15 posted on 04/17/2005 6:09:49 PM PDT by crude77
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To: doug from upland

Stop surmising and let the Cardinals do their job. I really don't like the way the press is pressing for their favorites.


17 posted on 04/17/2005 6:11:19 PM PDT by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens...)
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To: doug from upland

I wouldn't mind trading a couple of Cardinals for cash considerations and a convert to be named later. /irreverence


20 posted on 04/17/2005 6:15:27 PM PDT by JohnnyZ (“When you’re hungry, you eat; when you’re a frog, you leap; if you’re scared, get a dog.”)
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To: doug from upland

AIDS in Africa,


For the life of me I cannot imagine how someone thinks this is a problem for the Pope!!!


27 posted on 04/17/2005 6:39:50 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: doug from upland

Darn, I screwed up a picture and posted one twice. The one about Mark and minorities was he and Sammy Sosa.


29 posted on 04/17/2005 6:55:03 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland
But what about an American pope? It has never happened.

We don't want a doped up baseball player whose records will eventually have an * that says, essentially, "This player used steroids during the unfortunate drug-use era in Baseball."

32 posted on 04/17/2005 7:00:52 PM PDT by ExtremeUnction
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To: doug from upland
It won't happen.

There is a anti U.S. tone from the Vatican.

Most likely it will be someone from Europe.
33 posted on 04/17/2005 7:03:22 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: doug from upland

I have rally missed the informed input of Father Guido Sarducci, Gossip columnist for the Vatican. Where is he when we need someone to shed a little light and humor on this happening


35 posted on 04/17/2005 7:06:57 PM PDT by Cincinna (BEWARE HILLARY and her HINO)
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To: doug from upland

Mark McGuire would be a great name for a papal candidate, to be sure. But he's not even a padre, much less a cardinal. And I'm not sure he's ready to take the vow of chastity, because, as everybody knows...chicks dig the long ball.


38 posted on 04/17/2005 7:10:02 PM PDT by RichInOC (Karol Jozef Wojtyla, May 18, 1920-April 2, 2005, R.I.P.)
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To: doug from upland

The next Pope is going to be a Socialist, just like the last Pope. All of Europe and most of the rest of the world is infected by that disease, and the Catholic Church is no exception.


40 posted on 04/17/2005 7:11:02 PM PDT by Cincinna (BEWARE HILLARY and her HINO)
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To: doug from upland

The guy has become a laughingstock in St. Louis.

He's nearly as big a fraud as "Barry, the middle linebacker". IMO


45 posted on 04/17/2005 7:50:18 PM PDT by Finalapproach29er (America is gradually becoming the Godless,out-of-control golden-calf scene,in "The Ten Commandments")
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