10 men who give love a bad name

msn ^ | 04/16/2005 | Amy Spencer

[r5boston]

1. Henry VIII

2. Donald Trump

3. Mick Jagger

4. Tony Soprano

5. Justin Timberlake

6. Pat Buchanan

7. Robert Johnson

8. Matt Damon

9. Ralph Kramden

10. Howard Stern

[r5boston]

So, Pat is at # 8, but a great lover like Clinton could not make the list. .... I just answered my own question, Clinton would be considered a great lover by the left.

[tahotdog]

If there's anything I find hard to believe in the crap I read coming from democrats and liberals it's this claim that Slick is somehow a cool stud or something like that for getting his geriatric, crooked tally sucked off by a cool, teenage Lolita intern like Monica.

I mean, the first time I ever saw a picture of Monica Lewinsky, I was almost in a state of shock. I mean, picture the European heads of state standing there with their actresses and super models looking at a picture of the leader of what's supposed to be the most powerful nation since Chengis Khan, standing there with a little pig like that. I mean, they must have laughed themselves silly.

I mean, Monica Lewinski is the sort of thing I'd anticipate seeing on the centerfold of some livestock journal.

It may in fact actually be that democrats and liberals can't tell the difference. If that's the case, then you might could devise a simple test for weeding out democrats and liberals in a manner similar to that which they used to tell Japanese from Chinese during WW-II by having them try to pronounce something like 'lallapolooza' with a lot of 'l's in it, i.e. show the job applicant or whatever two pictures, e.g.:

Test:

One of the pictures below is of a super-model, the other of a pig; which is which?

A.

B.

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If somebody guesses wrong, or if they honestly can't tell the difference, then they are probably a democrat and a liberal, and can be weeded out from whatever it is you're testing for.

[Question Liberal Authority]

PAT BUCHANAN????

Their major complaint against him: He's been married to the same woman for 34 years and provides enough income that she doesn't have to work.

For crying out loud. You've got philanderers, adulterers and wife murderers on the same list. Get a freaking grip.

[A Jovial Cad]

Any "list" of that sort that doesn't include Mary Jo Kopechne's scummy murderer "date" on a certain night in the summer of 1969 I simply cannot take all that seriously...

[r5boston]

Q: Why does Ted Kennedy like to take a glass bottom boat on the Cape?
A: So he can wave to all his ex-girlfriends.

[A Jovial Cad]

LOL! I hadn't heard that one...very apt.

You owe me a new keyboard, BTW: I just spewed liquid all over this one...

[MikefromOhio]

Let's see here, I don't know of ANYONE that is looking up to Tony Soprano. Dont you think they should keep this list to REAL people?

Pat Buchanan? what is he on, like wife #1? Gee, we needed him on this list too (not that I am Buchanan fan or anything, but this is stupid)

[hflynn]

What about Kurt Cobain. We know he gave Love a bad name.

[hflynn]

What did Ted Kennedy tell Mary Jo that night in the Summer of 1969 when she told Ted she might be Pregnant?

Ted said, We will cross that bridge when we come to it!

[tiredoflaundry]

"nyuck nyuck" ;-)