Andy, I would prefer that you either shut up, or die, whichever you prefer.
Either way, you're going to "know about God" soon enough.
Remember, he loves us and forgives us for being the damn fools we are. At least you better hope so.
You senile idiot.
"I pulled God the Father's beard. Lo and behold, it came away in my hand! At first, I was rather startled. But he winked at me and said: "It's a false one that I put on for the benefit of self-important people who, otherwise, wouldn't take me seriously."
LOL - gonna be a lot of surprised folk one day. 'tickles me to think about it