Um, maybe someone who actually has an agent?
A minister, a doctor, and a literary agent are all playing golf. As they approach the third tee, they notice that the foursome in front of them is playing very slowly. These guys are helping each other line up their putts, they all stand around while each other hits, and they're generally taking far too long to play golf.
By the time the minister, doctor, and agent make the turn, they've had enough, and complain to the ranger about the slow play. Patiently, the ranger reveals that the foursome is a team of blind firemen who lost their vision while entering a burning house to save an entire family, and their eyes were singed. "We let them play for free," he explains, and asks the group to be understanding.
The minister feels terrible, and insists, "I'll offer a prayer for each of them and their families."
The doctor says, "I'm going to give them free medical treatment for their bravery."
The agent screams, "CAN'T THEY PLAY AT NIGHT?"