Some of the body modification stuff is simple feakish. Under skin implants, scarification, branding - and the one I think you are referring to "the Prince Albert." Sure would like to hear what Hank Hill would have to say about that one.
"That boy ain't right."
Ugh! There's some guy in Austin running around with horn implants on his head.
You're right about Hank... though his "That boy ain't right" would come right after "What the Hell?"
:)