Posted on 04/08/2005 4:24:00 AM PDT by Chairman_December_19th_Society
Is there going to be a Live Thread for the Royal wedding?
Rivaling the guy who drowned in a bowl of chicken noodle soup on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman and running a close second to Lucy and Ethel working in the chocolate factory. (guess I'm really dating myself with that one)
Johnny Fever explains the atom was a great show.
Tim Conway as the boss and Carol Burnett as Mrs. AWiggens...Funny stuff.
Are you going to watch it?
Yes....Should be pretty funny......everything that could go wrong has so far .....so who knows what will befall the happy couple next....and I plan on having a ringside seat watching this years best British comedy.
HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins..
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button..
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really Are...
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
I do believe I'm going to print those out.
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
Would you gentlemen be so kind to put pictures of your new domiciles on the thread?
Freepmail.
I'm going to call it a night...
G'nite Dogage! I'm glad you're back.
I sure hope so ... :0)
I would imagine so. Why don't you start one? What time does it start?
Remember the huge thread on duct tape a couple of years ago? Just thinking about it makes me LOL!
john, that is such a mess. I do hope the Top really gets on someones back. That isn't right. Something is screwy. Just make sure you get every penny. That irks me.
I'm certainly happy you told us it was a madman, for a second I thought the rant was from M Kehoe. hehe
You have FReepmail.
Hope you're free after the 20th.
Cheers!
Patty
Well IG, I sure hope Dames Rocket doesn't blow Daisy out of bed.
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