Posted on 04/07/2005 8:16:52 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
< I find the idea of suing someone for giving you HSV-2 simply absurd. Why not sue for not being given an orgasm as well? >
To quote another FReeper: hyperbole is not your friend.
Sounds like a possible case for the criminal justice system.
16-6-18.
An unmarried person commits the offense of fornication when he voluntarily has sexual intercourse with another person and, upon conviction thereof, shall be punished as for a misdemeanor.
http://www.legis.state.ga.us/cgi-bin/gl_codes_detail.pl?code=16-6-18
Nobody would ever be able to sue me.
< He's not a quarterback, he's a running back who occassional throws the ball. >
Oh how true. Ay the risk of being called all kinds of unpleasant names I'll go further and say...well, maybe not.
Actually have them sign before they hit the sack. Once they hit the sack with no disclosure signed, there is no court case. (Unless provable rape).
Clinton has herpes?
Yep. That name is just too LOL funny to leave alone. Every linebacker in the league will be yelling "I'm coming for you Ron Mexico", as well as the fan's, hecklers, everyone. Not a day in his life will pass without his being refereed to as Ron Mexico. It really is funny. Our local sports show was having a field day with it yesterday as soon as the news broke. Vick's alternate identity will forever be "Ron Mexico".
My advice to Michael Vick is to open his checkbook and prepare to write.
That's 5-0 against the panthers. ;)
Ron Mexico, you say?
Does he have a long distance NAFTA relative named Larry Canada who played for the Denver Broncos around the late 70s/early 80s?
Only happens in April encounters.
Regardless of Vick's sex life, he's vastly overrated as a quarterback. He'll become another Kordell Stewart within 3 years.
How true! Here's another (just thought it up after I read your line): "The only thing standing between a STUD and an STD is 'U'..."
Eddie Murphy, from his "Delirious" stand-up:
"Herpes! That's like luggage you'll keep that forever!"
Methinks he must have been vacationing in Mexico and watching a Ron Jeremy porno flick, and that's where he came up with the name.
Thats the name I knew him as, back when he still worked in "The Industry"
Signed
Buck Nekkid.
"She should have just kept her mouth shut"
I thought that kind of thing wasn't considered sex?
"And also, what about suing someone for giving you the flu?"
It's not really really the same....not that I would know. I'm just saying.
You are BAD, very, very BAD!! LOL!
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