Fantastic!
This has caught fire - hopefully in time to save Mae - but, either way, this 'death-by-fiat' has got to be exposed to the light - BRIGHT light.
It's the only way to defeat darkness - and it always trumps the dark. Dark has no source of it's own, and can only exist where there is no light.
So get your flashlights search lights out, folks, and stock up on batteries
I don't know if it's quite caught fire....yet...but, we'll keep the light on! As long as they know we know, it's a matter of time before they begin covering this. And perhaps they also want to make sure this is real by confirming first. We are only considered pajama journalists, you know. : )