(turns around to see where the *bang* came from and sees Petronski on the ground)
Hey Petronski...(shakes his shoulder)...well there's ONE guy who won't be posting a goodbye Opus....
(wanders off to find some wetwipes to clean up the mess whistling "Hold On Loosely")
You're gonna need a bushel of wetwipes...I wear a size 8 3/8 hat.