Arent' you sweet.
May your anal probe experience match your attitude and motivation.
. . . which would mean it being nonexistent if you are truly benign. Otherwise, if not.
But actually, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
May your own motivation be benign. If not, you.
(Wow, I haven't seen a poster as incomprehensible since f.christian)
But anyway, I did NOT have an anal probe!