Amy's Place .. Poetry and Potpourri .. Apr. 4-5-6-7,2005

4-4-05 | JustAmy, St.Louie1, MamaBear, Billie

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

LOL!!!

Or as my SIL tells me when she wants to get off the phone, "I'll call you later." I wish she would just tell me she needs to go...I started asking her when she thought she might call...

[Marguerite]

"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon and
a cat that comes home late at night."
- Marie Corelli

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

YUM!!!

*slurp*

[Conspiracy Guy]

I celebrate this everyday.

[international american]

I love PETA and Greenpeace tooooooooooooooooo!
Clinton was a good President.....he was just horny.
Reagan had nothing to do with destroying the Soviet Union.
There should be no testing or performance bonuses for teachers.
Peter Jennings is not an effiminate metrosexual.
Taxes should make you happy.
Guns kill......all by themselves.
Carter was not the worst President. He was a visionary, just born too soon.
O.J.Simpson killed his wife because he loved her too much!

[international american]

This won't hurt a bit.
The check is in the mail.
I was just going to call you....Quit bothering me.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning...slut
We have a really challenging assignment for you.......this will get you fired for sure!

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.....Better call a good lawyer.
Trust me, there's no obligation.... Three year contract.
I never meant to mislead you......How did you figure it out?
Wish you were here.....How did you get my new number?
With all due respect.......You A$$HOLE!

[snugs]

Happy Vitamin C Day

[Darksheare]

Showoff..
*chuckle*

Try my coffee, it's harmless!

[international american]

Why does your coffee pour like viscosity index improver????

[Darksheare]

Because it's shy.

[OESY]

Four Whoppers, as told to the American public by the "Electable" John Kerry:

1. "I have confidence in my campaign. I have assembled a great team that is going to beat
George W. Bush, and any rumors to the contrary are completely erroneous."

2. "I've had one position, one consistent position, that Saddam Hussein was a threat."

3. "Real Democrats don't abandon the middle class."

4. "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."



On the other hand, to give credit where credit is due, John Kerry tried to be truthful [my lie]:

1. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

2. "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

3. "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

4. "Public speaking is easy."

[international american]

Shy coffee......was it molested by Juan Valdez?

[international american]

""I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.""

Did that idiot actually SAY this?

[OESY]

He's on record, but I can't yet quote the date.

[Darksheare]

LOL!!

[Darksheare]

It suffers from some complex.
It fears people being afraid of it.

[tuliptree76]

Yum! I wish I had some fresh oranges here.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

How vitamin C works...
http://home.howstuffworks.com/vitamin-c.htm

Why is Vitamin C important?
http://home.howstuffworks.com/vitamin-c1.htm

What happens if you don't get enough Vitamin C?
What are good sources of vitamin C?
What about taking vitamin C supplements?
http://home.howstuffworks.com/vitamin-c2.htm

Can Vitamin C cure a cold or cancer?
What's wrong with taking high doses of vitamin C?
http://home.howstuffworks.com/vitamin-c3.htm

Nature's Pantry (that's where I work p.t.!), Health Notes, Vitamin C...
http://www.healthnotes.info/qs_db/healthnotes.cfm?ContentID=2929001

[international american]

And they called Jerry Ford a stumbler.

[international american]

You sold me!