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Where Are All The Cool Cars? Tired sedans and bland jelly beans: Mark Morford looks for a new car
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 4/1/5 | Mark Morford

Posted on 04/01/2005 10:13:15 AM PST by SmithL

I have looked. I have researched. I am driven. So to speak.

I scour my favorite car blogs like jalopnik.com and I read insider sites like autospies.com and regularly peruse all the mainstream online car mags from roadandtrack.com to motortrend.com to caranddriver.com to autoweek.com and I even read obscure ultra-car fanatic sites like autoextremist.com, and I have only come to one unerring and irrevocable conclusion: new cars suck.

I am in the market. I have pored over pics of the new models coming out from almost every European automaker and have appropriately salivated over sexy small overpriced ridiculously impractical German cars costing more than double my new-car operating budget.

And I have realized that, even if I could afford one (a Mercedes SLK, say), I'd probably be too stressed about dings and key scratches and bird crap (I park on the street -- this is San Francisco, pal) and the ability to go to Costco to buy a case of wine and 15 pounds of asparagus and fit it into the 13 inches of usable trunk space that I probably wouldn't be able to use it as all-around City car. Plus, no back seat for sex or dog or passengers. That's an issue.

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TOPICS: Society; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: autos; cars; mofo; morford

Morfordite Alert

It's Morford, OK? Read it or not, it's your choice.

1 posted on 04/01/2005 10:13:16 AM PST by SmithL
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To: SmithL

He wants the stick shift in the center of the driver's seat option!


2 posted on 04/01/2005 10:14:38 AM PST by pissant
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To: SmithL

Morford . . . doesn't he drive a PT Cruiser?


3 posted on 04/01/2005 10:15:21 AM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: SmithL

I woulda thougt he was too stupid to drive


4 posted on 04/01/2005 10:15:45 AM PST by Mr. K ("All your base are belong to us" (gosh I miss that))
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To: SmithL

Morford should be able to pick up a fine Trabant for a song.


5 posted on 04/01/2005 10:20:24 AM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: SmithL

Wow, a discussion about the consumer market actually induced it to lapse out of complete psychosis for a sentence or two.


6 posted on 04/01/2005 10:21:45 AM PST by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: SmithL
Mr. Morfordite hasn't been looking very hard...

Aston Martin DB9

I want it, I want it, I want it!

7 posted on 04/01/2005 10:24:27 AM PST by Reaganesque
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To: SmithL
Most of this is pointless and silly ...

He finally admits it about two thirds of the way into his blathering.

8 posted on 04/01/2005 10:29:56 AM PST by rllngrk33 (It's time to end life-time judicial tenure)
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To: SmithL

"Plus, no back seat for sex or dog or passengers."

Pity the dog who has this whack-job as a master.


9 posted on 04/01/2005 1:39:27 PM PST by WOSG (Liberating Iraq - http://freedomstruth.blogspot.com)
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To: SmithL

Has he checked out the new Weinermobile?


10 posted on 04/02/2005 4:05:50 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK
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To: MARTIAL MONK

You can bet on it.


11 posted on 04/02/2005 6:10:26 PM PST by SmithL (Proud Submariner)
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To: SmithL

12 posted on 04/04/2005 9:47:45 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: pissant

And a wide, comfy trunk.


13 posted on 04/04/2005 9:48:17 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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