Posted on 03/31/2005 4:59:34 AM PST by Brilliant
SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.
The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.
When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.
He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.
The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.
Smelly ping
Best. Article. Opening. Line. EVER!!!
}:-)4
"The hunt is on for a turd burglar."
Police have thrown up a perimeter around West Hollywood.
LOL.... Joe's Apartment.
The West Village in NYC has also been reported cordoned off in a massive looka-like-a-manhunt.
a burd turgular!?
Reminds me of the scene from "The Mighty Ducks" when the kids put dog poop inside a small purse and hide waiting to see what will happen --- a guy picks up the purse and while looking around to see if anyone is watching, reaches inside without looking......... lol
That was a sh*tty thing to do!
Yes but integral to the story............. ;^)
Isn't that an awfully disparaging term for a gay man?
"The hunt is on for a turd-burglar. Police are theorizing that an ass-bandit donut-puncher was responsible. An APB has been put out for a salami-smoking pillow-biter. Witnesses said that the butt-pirate in question looked a little like an ass-farmer. Others said he looked more like a rump-ranger. The artists rendering, however, showed it was a poo-stabbing woman-hater."
I have to agree that this is the funniest story title I've ever heard.
This bastard would have shot her dog if the gun had gone off.
I hope they find him and life in jail will be fun for the turd burglar
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