Word For The Day, Wednesday, March 30, 2005 - sashay

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary ^ | 03/30/2005 | The Janitor

[Slip18]

Warped is the strongest word you can use for Cook? We are still wondering what the PE means. It could be PeNile Erector (petite-erector set of the Nile River), pseudoEmbolism, Phys.Ed., oh, Miss Behave there are just too many names for our very own Cook.

Where are my handcuffs? I need to put me in the back of the class.

[Slip18]

Yeppers!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Me?

Warped?

Hah!

"I" am always properly straight, swerve, and debonered!

[Dutchgirl]

I always thought it was Pervert Emeritus...

[Slip18]

It has been duly noted, Tiger. But being the journalists that we are, we need input as to who has told you "What every woman needs."

[Gabz]

What's really annoying about her getting up on the bed is that she can barely stand up when she has been lying on the floor for any length of time........how she can get on the bed without assistance is totally beyond me.

She's shedding her winter coat - sign of spring, I know - but her coat is oily and that drives me nuts because it sticks to everything. They are both shedding and I sweep up enough hair to make a new dog eeryday, but her coat is so different - that's why I don't want her in the bedrooms.

[hobbes1]

It is my gift to be able to intuit such things.....


Though some have been known to just flat out beg for it ; )

[Slip18]

You had better join me in the back of the classroom, Dutch. LOL! LOL!

[Gabz]

I need a vacation from my life.......
Me and my husband, we need a wife.......
Some whose sole ambition is laundry.......

[Slip18]

Scooby's hair used to be oily, but Docker's is not. And the oily hair has that aroma. Don't blame you for keeping her out of your bedrooms.

I know how difficult the times are for you with an ill dog. I have empathy.

[Slip18]

Ain't that the truth. Only I think a valet would do the job just fine.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Huh?

What do you want handcuffs for?

(You don't really need to check the c*ock face blindfolded, ya know.)

(HowfastisatexasgirlgettingclockedinPA?)

[Slip18]

Non-photoshopped photos and the audio tape, please. Names, addresses, ages, et cetera.

Gabz, am I doing it correctly?

[Robert A Cook PE]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103639.html

(Memo to robt: Links are good thongs to use.)

[Miss Behave]

I know lots of juicier picks, but right now I've got the runs from all the soap bars my mom's put in my mouth lately.

LOL, Slip!!!! I like your first PE explanation the best.

I think he's got his finger in his nose again, and he won't stop looking out the window at a baby squirrel. Is he drooling?

And Slip, I think that xs BETTER cuff you. Xs, that duty yields to you, doesn't it? Put 'em on *tight* and march her right down the center aisle to the back of the room. ;-)

[Slip18]

Why do I do that? You can't come to the back of the class with Dutch and me. I'm handcuffing you to something. I don't know what yet.

[Miss Behave]

He's drooling AND his nose is running. Again.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Sniff.

Sneeze.

[Miss Behave]

And Teach, I know the origin of the word *sabotage*. Dutchgirl may know too. Would I get a gold star for the day?

[Dutchgirl]

Would that have something to do with a fat vulcan actress?