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Times Roman Font Announces Shortage of Periods

Posted on 03/28/2005 8:11:18 PM PST by EveningStar

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To: Route66

Yeah, if we would only increase domestic production we might have enough to offset the world crisis, if only for a few hundred years[period]Liberals! Using too many periods, all the while demanding we all cut back on our use[period] Next, they'll be asking us to wear thermostats and turn down our sweaters[period]


21 posted on 03/29/2005 4:43:51 AM PST by Big Giant Head (Barring all differences, they're identical.)
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To: EveningStar

See? This is the direct result of Punctuation Outsourcing!

*grumbles* Lousy administration sending all our efficient, high-paying periods overseas...


22 posted on 03/29/2005 4:49:44 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow (May the matchless name of Jesus be the anthem of our lives.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
"Today" hostess Katie Couric gets her colon checked.
It is not known if she is experiencing a shortage of periods.

I shall not comma.

23 posted on 03/29/2005 5:57:29 AM PST by martin_fierro (Unnngh-lat.)
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24 posted on 03/29/2005 9:13:17 AM PST by mikrofon (It comes and goes...)
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To: Big Giant Head

"Yeah, if we would only increase domestic production we might have enough to offset the world crisis, if only for a few hundred years[period]Liberals! Using too many periods, all the while demanding we all cut back on our use[period] Next, they'll be asking us to wear thermostats and turn down our sweaters[period]"

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And [comma]knowing that they will never stop with periods [comma] we will all wake up one day and find that they are rationing our commas [comma] too.


25 posted on 03/29/2005 9:24:14 AM PST by Route66 (America's Main Street)
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To: Swordmaker; HAL9000

ping?


26 posted on 04/01/2005 9:40:17 AM PST by SunkenCiv (last updated my FreeRepublic profile on Friday, March 25, 2005.)
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