[teenyelliott]

Okay, here we go...

New Balance, which means you are middle aged.

Sitting around the house with socks on probably means you are older than me and have a bit of a circulation problem.

If you wear tennis shoes to work, probably means that you are not a subordinate.

Also would mean that you are creative, silly, self-deprecating, sarcastic fellow, who probably doesn't give a lick about what others think, but does not necessarily mean that you lack fashion sense. You know what looks good, and choose that on occasion; rarely, though.

Additionally, if you own sensible tennies (as you do), as opposed to the stupid "high fashion" kind, you are major hetero, beer drinking kind of guy.

Night night!

[pissant]

You're pretty close. You just forgot dashingly handsome.