[teenyelliott]

Okay, before everyone thinks I am Cleo the internet psychic (and probably as accurate), let me add a couple of things to my original statement.

In order to size up a person based on their shoes, you have to have a visual of the whole person, as well as knowledge of the specific environment in which they are worn.

Come on, people, this is science!

[patton]

Blue jeans. White oxford. Old sweater, with holes in the elbows. Beard (red), unkempt hair (some other color, no one can put a name to).

Come to think of it, I look like the unibomber.