Why It's Great to be a Woman

JokesOnline ^ | 12/04 | staff

[Finger Monkey]

You're an idiot. Just be quite and eat the ham.

You don't even have good skills.

[teenyelliott]

Holy cow, Teeny is flirting with everyone.

What the frick does that mean!!!!

We've (teeny and I) had conversations about you, mr. pissant. ;0)

I am not going to be your friend anymore. You're just jealous cause I've been chatting with hot dudes on the internet.

[teenyelliott]

What exactly does a mathematician do, other than the obvious? I mean, could I hire you to do my daughter's homework?

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Well,,, since women want Equality so much, the " RULES " have to be changed.
That is a arrogant statement of women if I ever heard one " THE PRIVELEDGE of being in a womans company " It's nothing, but a money racket scam by women.
Some even do this as a sport, making the man think, that he's got a chance, when in reality, the women is just sucking more and more money out of him, and laugh with her girlfriends about it, that is IMMATURE.
And when the woman is in her 60 and 70 she will be paying the man to be in her company. After awhile, after a man gets " TAKEN FOR A RIDE " the men " JUST DON"T CARE " anymore.

[teenyelliott]

Okay. I love doing stupid things for other people, with absolutely nothing to gain for myself. That is my job on a daily basis. Don't know why I can't add you to my list of my suckers-of-life-energy. ;)

[pissant]

Dude, I didn't make the rules. Just gotta live by 'em, just like you do, at least until you find a sugar-mama. ;o)

[teenyelliott]

What ever happen to the womens mantra of " Equality " Why is that ? that the man " HAS TO PAY " ? That is one thing, that erks me about women, they have that attitude that the it's the " MAN " who has to pay. I say, since women want " Equality " then, go pay for it YOURSELF.

Okay, then you can have sex BY YOURSELF. There are trade offs in life, you know. You do things you don't wanna do, we do things we don't wanna do.

[pissant]

You come recommended as the lingerie model of choice by BerthaDee. ;o)

[patton]

cost-benefit analysis, etc.

At on time, you could have hired me to tutor your daughter in math - I charged $50 an hour, and put myself through college that way.

Now I charge a LOT more. You might find the benefit not worth the cost.

[teenyelliott]

Some even do this as a sport, making the man think, that he's got a chance, when in reality, the women is just sucking more and more money out of him, and laugh with her girlfriends about it, that is IMMATURE

Geez, you have met some really crappy women.

[teenyelliott]

Now I charge a LOT more. You might find the benefit not worth the cost

I was actually making a joke. I figured you did more improtant things.

Besides, before anyone gets the wrong impression, my daughter is really smart. She don't need no stinking tutor.

[teenyelliott]

You come recommended as the lingerie model of choice by BerthaDee

I am Bertha's lingerie model of choice? That's a little freaky.

[Finger Monkey]

Hee. hee. I've got the camera, you've got the butt.

[pissant]

She tried to get me, but I was too expensive. So we settled for you.

[patton]

Here is a funny thing - mathematicians in school, don't know what mathematicians do. Probably because the professors don't know, either.

So we meet them at the gate, and kidnap them...