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Posted on 03/28/2005 11:01:39 AM PST by pissant
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To: Modernman
To: pissant
Perusing this list, one wonders if old Andy has ever dated any real women? These sound like things Kobe Bryant said to his wife after a hard day in court. ;)
To: pissant
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posted on
03/28/2005 11:44:44 AM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
To: Mr. Jeeves
I agree. If my hubby of 33 years started saying some of that stuff to me, I'd ask him what's he hiding? lolol
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posted on
03/28/2005 11:48:25 AM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: najida; Lazamataz
I think he just needs more confidence.
For instance, in #4 he refers to his "somethin somethin" as little. It can't be that bad....can it? ;p
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posted on
03/28/2005 11:48:34 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: Lazamataz
#8. You and your best friend together would be so HOT !!
46
posted on
03/28/2005 11:59:03 AM PST
by
ValerieUSA
(now accepting all compliments)
To: Modernman
"No, those pants don't make your ass look big"
It's your fat ass that makes your ass look big.
47
posted on
03/28/2005 12:09:12 PM PST
by
NormB
(Yes, but watch your cookies!!)
To: Modernman; pissant
"No, those pants don't make your ass look big" I made the following comment to the wife the day before our wedding.
"If you're not ready and willing to hear the honest answer, don't ask the question."
That was a little over twenty years ago and I've yet to get that question.
To: ValerieUSA
Better not say that if her best friend is a feller!!
49
posted on
03/28/2005 12:11:16 PM PST
by
pissant
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
I'm suprised she hasn't poisoned you yet!
50
posted on
03/28/2005 12:12:22 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
"While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
:-D
51
posted on
03/28/2005 12:14:23 PM PST
by
maggief
To: maggiefluffs
I think all women's ears perk up when the guy begins his sentence "while my servants...."
52
posted on
03/28/2005 12:15:56 PM PST
by
pissant
To: najida
"Those pants don't do your ass justice, take them off so I can be sure."
To: maggiefluffs
54
posted on
03/28/2005 12:20:07 PM PST
by
tiredoflaundry
(My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
To: justshutupandtakeit
LOL!! (lecher)
55
posted on
03/28/2005 12:24:16 PM PST
by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
To: pissant
Men would never use flattery to "get into her pants". You think we are animals? Animals? No! Animals don't pretend to care about the other animal when all they really want is a little nookie. Animals are at least honest about what they want.
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posted on
03/28/2005 12:29:14 PM PST
by
Misty Memory
(Making a mental note.)
To: najida
Sometimes my suave, debonair side just pops right out.
To: pissant
I'll replace "You'll make a great mother" with "take what you want from my wallet" ...
Or... "Sure, honey - you I'll buy you another airplane and a race car because I adore you and want you to be happy"
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posted on
03/28/2005 7:28:59 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Whoever said life isn't fair was cheating.)
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