But Cato, you are of my ilk as we are both in the freeper ilk.
A spiritual man and his agnostic father were having one of their debates. The son had heard the story of Jonah in a sermon, and shared it with his father. The father said 'how could Jonah possibly live in the gastrointestinal system of a whale for a couple of days?'
The son replied 'I don't know, but when I get to Heaven I'll ask Jonah myself.'
The father then replied 'what if he's not there?'
'Then you can ask him' was the son's answer.