How many people on this forum do you think would feel comfortable if Schiavo started making eyes at one of their fairer kin?
He would find his eyes in a jar.
He would never get near my sister.
SHE'D put his eyes in a jar herself, while he slept.
Not only wouldn't I want Schiavo making eyes at my kin. I can safely say I wouldn't want azrighty around my family either.