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Man has permanent erection
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| 3/24/05
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Posted on 03/24/2005 6:03:43 AM PST by pissant
A Czech prisoner locked up on theft charges has been freed and allowed to go back home to his wife after getting a permanent erection.
The 37-year-old man was serving a six month sentence in Plzen jail in the southwest of the country - and woke wardens in the early hours of the morning complaining he had an erection that would not go away.
He told staff it was extremely painful and after prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem.
They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported.
After surgery however the man was allowed to go home where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: priapism; schwing; yikes
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To: R. Scott
The one that states that if your erection lasts longer than 12 hrs...see professional help?
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:29:01 AM PST
by
queenkathy
(I'm praying for that God will perform a miracle.)
To: pissant
"...He told staff..." Oh, never mind. I'm not going there.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:29:23 AM PST
by
NCC-1701
(ISLAM IS A CULT, PURE AND SIMPLE!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
To: R. Scott
"Erections lasting over four hours may require medical attention-or a good wife"-Or a bad intern.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:30:05 AM PST
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Hillary Rodhamclinton is phonier than a three dollar bill clinton.)
To: NCC-1701
the Chechs produced a cure about 120 years ago...
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:33:21 AM PST
by
pissant
To: queenkathy
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:33:59 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: queenkathy
If your erection lasts longer than 12 hours...
Stare at this picture for 5 minutes:
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:34:16 AM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
To: F.J. Mitchell
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:34:32 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: pissant
To: COUNTrecount
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:39:14 AM PST
by
pissant
To: theDentist
Bill Clinton is Czechoslovakian? No but he can dream, can't he?
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:39:40 AM PST
by
NRA1995
("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
To: pissant; TheBigB
To: pissant
I was having a good day until this picture showed up in mail. Thanks a lot. (Good one, though.)
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:54:54 AM PST
by
NCC-1701
(ISLAM IS A CULT, PURE AND SIMPLE!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
To: pissant
They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus Suffering?
Where can I find one of these "sufferers"?
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posted on
03/24/2005 8:12:17 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(You can observe a lot by just watching. - Yogi Berra)
To: Dashing Dasher; Hoodlum91
Ha! You and Hoodlum91 are two peas in a pod!
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posted on
03/24/2005 8:21:05 AM PST
by
pissant
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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posted on
03/24/2005 8:23:47 AM PST
by
Argh
To: Argh
A very cruel ping my friend.......... ;^)
To: Dashing Dasher; Hoodlum91
As I understand it, this condition is endemic among the San or Bushmen of South Africa and Namibia. You might try there.
Although if the relevant equipment is proportional to their other body parts, you might be a little disappointed.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:47:45 PM PST
by
Restorer
To: Restorer; Hoodlum91
There are always shortcomings.
;-)
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posted on
03/24/2005 9:28:01 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(You can observe a lot by just watching. - Yogi Berra)
To: Dashing Dasher
Tee hee..."shortcomings?"
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