[willyb_jr]

Go here, read the instructions, then follow them. You won't be sorry, and will learn a lot. Good Luck. :-)

http://www.dslreports.com/faq/8428

[Musket]

That's, ah, quite a page. That's bound to make a noob feel all warm and fuzzy. ;-)

Here's one by a fellow Freeper that's a little less intimidating.

Good luck passionfruit and keep after it. It never ends. And never let any kids use your machine.