I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Ahhh...I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again...
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Do I look like a people person?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Loved them. Just remembered one, for when someone loses badly:
He got beat like a redheaded stepchild.