[Richard Kimball]

Boy, the shadow of your @ss weighs twenty pounds.
You could raise gold fish in your navel.
How many lives did you save when you jumped on that wrinkle bomb?
Get a girl into bed? I'll bet you couldn't get one into a chair.
You ever just use your navel for a koozie?
You gonna buy your girlfriend a glove for Valentine's Day?
Opening to a letter: "Dear sir, and whoever is reading this to you"
Oh yeah, she's big into charity. She handles all the policemen's balls.

[John Robertson]

Fantastic. Thank you. The response has been fast. And wise. And silly. Appreciated.