[Muleteam1]

My late father-in-law used to say "she's uglier than a mud fence." Now the closest thing to a mud fence that I've ever seen is an adobe wall which are brown, dried and cracked with grass sticking out like the rough hair on the back of an elephant. Reminds me of another saying, "Helen Thomas is so ugly the Elephant Man would buy a ticket to see her."

[AlbertWang]

Uglier than Home Made Sin.