Posted on 03/22/2005 6:23:03 AM PST by pissant
It's still kind of surprising that this is new information to anyone...but if she thinks you're a dork and isn't attracted to you immediately, none of it is going to help. ;)
Yeah, being a dork should have made the list.
Of course, once you get her, all this can be thrown out the window and you can go back to being your rotten, piggish, insecure, self centered, self.
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.
Yep. Carrying your nunchucks around is almost as tempting to the ladies as a mullet.
One other thing: TURN OFF YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE!!!!
So women don't like a poorly groomed man who ogles their breasts and other women in the room? I see I'm going to have to change my approach completely...
then end of that sentence is "BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ***"
LOL
what's suprising about this list is that it needs to be posted!
Seems like commonsense for the most part.
I would add, voting democratic. Certainly makes me cringe!
That goes for BOTH sexes, though I think women are more guilty than men....the "my child is home alone" excuse doesn't work for me....if you care that much about your child, hire a babysitter
democrat = metrosexual
I hate to say this but there are at least three generations out there dating that flunk this test every time, male and female alike...too many out there who show up for a date looking like they just woke up and threw on yesterday's clothing
I honestly think in a few years time, baby girls will be born with a cellphone for a right ear.
With right hand permanently joined to right ear region
It's called the grunge look. Started in Seattle with a bunch of crappy rock bands in the 1990s.
"democrat = metrosexual"
LOL! If a guy spends more time on his hair than I do, it's definitely NOT going to work out!
I recall both Kerry & Clinton got $200 dollar haircuts. I'm guessing GW pays about $20.
Obviously written by a chick.
(Wonder what her breasts look like?)
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