LOL, getmeout! Oprah could have turkey basters under all the audience members' seats. And a special, designer baster for Halle. ;-)
ROTFL!!! Oh, don't you know it! Hey, maybe she could call on her *best* friend John Travolta (whom I used to adore until Oprah fixed herself upon him and upon hearing about all his Scientology beliefs), and he could shimmy out on stage with a *loaded* turkey baster! One lucky audience winner finds one loaded under her seat, as well.
BTW...did you see the Oprah skit on SNL this past weekend?
Queen Oprah...where for art thou?