Apparently his mistress wants to be married in the Church. Either that or she wants a "church wedding."
And if they find a church to do it I think Freepers should attend. When the priest asks if anyone knows why these two should not be joined in marriage, the Freepers should stand up and say "YES, TERRI!"
Does the RCC still post banns of marriage? If they do, people could object before the wedding when the banns are posted.