Hello, Darks! :)
Is it Spring yet?
Spring or the last days of Winter,
I hope you are having a magnificient Monday!
Posted on 03/21/2005 8:08:47 AM PST by JustAmy
Today is my get re-adjusted day. :)
No pre-school this week so I'm posting on the run today.
Thanks, everyone!!
Have a Great Monday.
I like to sing, draw, and I used to enjoy dancing. My talents *clears throat* are wasted at Amy's P&P. Thanks for the invitation anyway.
LOL!!!!!!!!
Singing isn't something I am capable of doing, can't whistle either.
*chuckle*
That'll do though, thanks!
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business and Becoming more successful".
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
LOL!!!!! Gotta send that out in e-mail!
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LOL!
If you can draw, then we can use your talent!
All you need to do is get it into the computer, either by using a drawing or paint program, or scan it in with a scanner. Then send it to an image hosting site, and you're good to go!
Any can tell you, almost any image can be used as the beginning of something.
LOLOLOLOL! See what I mean?!!
Yeah, well, you see what happens when you encourage me!!
That's nice Bob, but I'm FReeping at work. None of that stuff is necessary for me to do my job. I don't have internet at home either, so I can't do it from home. (...and I do not yet know how to use any of that stuff. Just darn!)
Maybe one day...
Keep your eyes open for used computer equipment. It ges cheaper all the time.
You could easily set up a computer workstation at home for graphic artwork, then transfer the files, by floppy or memory media, and send them on their way when you get to work.
Or wait until you have something to send off, and set up a modem connection. It sounds like a large investment, but you can work up to it gradually.
One question you may wish to answer for yourself is whether you want to work in computer media or not. Some prefer the tactile feedback of charcoal sketching, or working in oils. If you choose to work on the computer, you could be honing your skills while waiting for the connection you need.
LOL
Thank you for that funny graphic.
Happy Nowruz to you, OESY.
Yes, was quite warm today, though it did rain.
Had mayfly type things bobbing in the air today as well.
I do hate it when they decide to use me to rest on.
LOL
LOL
Thanks, Mayor. Makes sense to me. :)
The year 2029-----
* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
* France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
* Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.
* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
And last but certainly not the least... (I love it)..
* Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.
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