[spokeshave]

" “My father found me on the bottom of the pool buddy-breathing — a pretty advanced technique for sharing an oxygen tank — with a family friend.”

OXYGEN tank...? I stopped reading right there.

As for the Costeau clowns.....responsible for the greatest ecological disaster since humans walked the earth.

Introduced a toxic and indestructable fast growing sea weed into the mediteranean.

In 50 years immigrants from North Africa will be able to walk to Europe.

[Sam Cree]

Well, Cousteau is one of the inventors of the aqualung, IIRC. I hadn't know about the sea grass disaster, though.