How to Write Good

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[Blueflag]

OK this is a keeper.


Funny too.

[Samwise]

Glad you liked it. I didn't think it had posted. I kept getting a Temporarily Unavailable message.

[Samwise]

I thought you might appreciate this.

[yer gonna put yer eye out]

This is the goodest stuff I've ever read recently!!!!!!!!!

[jocon307]

"Don't use commas, which aren't necessary."

LOL, I used to proof read for one of our lawyers. I always told him "Jim, I'll bring my little bag of commas right over." Because he never used any. I once had to practically twist his arm to add parentheses to his parenthetical phrase. I told him I'd seen many fine writers use them often, even in modern magazine articles. That convinced him. He was a good lawyer, but not a very good writer.

[ShadowDancer]

Finally, something to help you out.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

It behooves us to avoid anachronisms.

Allways chek yor spelin carfuly.

[Unknown Freeper]

Please don't smack me for pinging you to this. rofl.

[Cagey]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one sittin' here and I can't hear a damn thing."

[ShadowDancer]

Class is in session. Spit out your gum, put your feet on the floor and straighten that dunce cap.

[b9]

I thought you might appreciate this.

You was write!
Tanks a lotz.

[Cagey]

"You're scaring me now."

[MotleyGirl70]

Owed to a Spell Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[Samwise]

That's a good one. :^)

[melbell]

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

hehehehe..

My sister saw a kid's report card once, and on it was graded on his "Use of Apostraphe's" I'm not kidding...

We used to count the times we saw stupid billboards like "TRUCK'S FOR SELL!" on our car trips through Alabama.

[melbell]

gawsh that's funny. I'm sending that one to my sister!

[melbell]

hehe, when I put that poem into word document to save it, it marked "chequer" as being spelled wrong, and it also found two grammatical errors! :) Perhaps it's not as bad as we thought??

[MotleyGirl70]

:) It's a classic from a few years back and a good one to pass along.

Your profile is cute, with your "loves" and "dislikes". I like how the little star spelz out your name. May I ask how you did that or where you got it from.

[melbell]

aw thanks! :) I made the star "sigtag" myself.

I use a free program called the Gimp, but I think commercial ones like photoshop and PSP will also do the basic animation.

Freepmail me if you want one and I'll make it, just tell me what name you want. :)