Posted on 03/15/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by pissant
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results (female):
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get some.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get some.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get some.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two rats about anything but getting some.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.
(Excerpt) Read more at funtown.com ...
LOL I wish.
Pain pills for back pain today.
Good taste, though I prefer Glenfiddich slightly. And whiskey gives a gal a Kathleen Turner voice, which is not a bad thing. ;0)
Woo-hoo!! There's the man!! ;-)
Oh no, not the dreaded "Do not drink alcoholic beverages when taking this medication" pills! Hope you feel better, & pronto.
Friday night is Martini Night.
Let's hope so!!!
I'll toast your good health on thursday, St. Paddy's day.
Good taste, though I prefer Glenfiddich slightly
I like Glenfiddich too, but Glenlivet is more available here in Maine. Mmmmmm! That smokey taste. I don't drink often and it is a treat.
I used to drink vodka gimlets in the summer. Haven't had one in years. Just couldn't find the taste for G&Ts.
Thanks toots!!!
Thanks toots!!!
That is what my grandfather, who looked like Dashile Hammet posing for the Thin Man, used to call my grandmother, the flapper.
;-)
I'm ordering a white Russian.
I know you're a chick, but try a cigar with your scotch. Great combo!
I know you're a chick, but try a cigar with your scotch. Great combo!
No the tobacco would be too much for me but I will need to buy some for home and give myself the occasional reward.
I know you're a chick, but try a cigar with your scotch. Great combo!
No the tobacco would be too much for me but I will need to buy of these kinds of scotch for home and give myself the occasional reward.
Thank you --- that was fast!
You're a good bartender.
Oh, are his hands tied? hmmmm.... interesting.
I bartended for 8 years, btw. I could write an even funnier "what your drink says about you" article, but I'd likely get banned. ;o)
send it freepmail .... I won't ban you
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