[Feiny]

My man had some sort of bug bites on his feet & thought it was a rash....of course I stoked the flames of worry by telling him it looked like the flesh eating bacteria. He got all worried....I finally rubbed my foot on his & told him we'd die together. I am evil.

[texasflower]

You are a vicious little gal aren't you? (is it bad that I thought that was funny? hehehe)